How The Heck Are Ya??
Welcome to the awesome Tuesday night edition of the Scotty and Alex radio
broadcast network. Tonight the guys were bringing out the funny and
providing ha-ha's free of charge for everyone to enjoy. They were to be
giving away a bunch of Suck My Bit CD's, another pair of O&A Traveling Virus
Tour tickets, and hearing from a whole crew and cast of amazing characters.
706pm- Stinks Can't
Sleep
Stinks was late for the show tonight, not very late, but cut it a lot closer
than he normally does. He claimed to have overslept from his nap. The guys
hammered him for not being able to get to work by 7pm, but Stinks maintained
that he is an insomniac. He was covering phones for Barsky earlier in the
day and went home and took a nap after. S&A demand excellence from a guy
they call "Stinks," there may not be something right with that statement.
732pm- The Count
One of the show's most favorite guests, Count Chocula, checked back in with
the guys after his drunken appearance on last Thursday night's show at
Lincoln Financial Field. He gave the guys the phrase "Treats on the
Streets," but had no idea how huge it was going to be. He was his normal
loud, obnoxious self, calling everyone in his way names. Some people called
to challenge the Count, to which he folded faster than he could say "blah!"
747pm- Intern Time
S&A welcomed in their new intern, Mark, who is really excited to with the
show. They also brought in Sarah, their current intern. They talked to the
two of them for a while, and had Sarah do The Scale with Intern Mark. She
gave him a 6, which he was very happy with. Alex then pointed out all of his
shortcomings, which he also enjoyed very much.
751pm- Voicebox
Movie Quotes
It was time to blow out a Suck My Bit CD, and they pulled another quote out
of the voicebox. It was a tough one, but someone called in got "Liar, Liar"
as the correct movie. They made a few jokes about the voicebox guy doing a
Jim Carrey impression, and they were extremely hilarious.
805pm- 9/11
On the 6th anniversary of the biggest tragedy in our nation's history, they
guys briefly talked about 9/11. They didn't want to get too involved on the
political side of things, but want to talk about it, as it was on everyone's
mind today. They talked a little bit about the war and what's going on
overseas, but remembered that they weren't Hardball and needed to start
making people laugh again (or at least try!).
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824pm- All You Can
Eat!
The Wachovia Center announced a great thing today, all you can eat seats at
Sixers and Flyers games! You buy a ticket, you get a seat, and then all of
the hot dogs and sodas and nachos are all included. It could be one of the
greatest ploys ever to get people in the stands for a horrible basketball
team. It sounds like a great concept and can't wait to see the hot dog
eating contests that will unfold during Sixer/Celtic games.
834pm- Voicebox
Movie Quotes
The guys wanted to give away another Suck My Bit CD, so they pulled another
quote out of the voicebox. This was even tougher than the last one, but once
again it only took a few calls for someone to correctly identify "The
Matrix." Alex was shocked, because the quote was impossible to understand.
Good call by the guy who got it, enjoy that CD buddy!
848pm- The Govenator
Wanted to comment on his war against West Nile Virus, Arnold called in to
talk with the guys. He was really mad at mosquitoes for carrying WNV, and
vowed to crush all of them. He also mentioned something about stem cell
research, which could not have been related. He took a bunch of calls,
rattled off a bunch of his old movies, and great times always happen when
the Govenator is around!
900pm- Alex's
Cassette Singles
O&A Traveling Virus Tour tickets were up for grabs, and all you had to do to
win them was correctly guess which one of Alex's Cassette Singles was
playing. It was a fairly easy one tonight, as the first caller quickly
identified Warren G & Nate Dogg's, "Regulators." The guys who won then
questioned all of Alex's hip-hop singles, but Alex maintained that it was
just a sign of the times.
929pm- I'll Cut Your
Balls Off
A crazy story came out today about a man in Oklahoma almost getting
castrated for being a Texas fan. He was in a bar and some guy lacerated the
other guys nut sack, to the point where he boys were barely attached. The
guys pout a Philly spin on it, comparing it to a Cowbys fan at the Linc.
They talked about all of the horrible things that people do to opposing
fans, but most of the time those fans put it on themselves. If you're going
to wear a Giants jersey to Linc and be an a-hole, you're going to get a beer
thrown at you. Stop being an a-hole stupids! 943pm- Vomit Now and
Kanye West
In the odd news file, the little lady that keeps winning all of those
competitive eating contest has expanded her stomach to eat burritos. They
guys talked about the restroom cleanup after a burrito eating contest, but
somehow the conversation turned to vomit. It was vomit story after vomit
until Alex played the audio of Kanye West freaking out backstage at the
VMA's. He claims MTV is holding him down, but the guys couldn't really get
into it as people wanted to tell more vomit stories. They took a few more
calls, and had to change the subject when everyone in the studio started
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1010pm- Wang's Worms
Hong Kong has decided that if they get worms to eat their trash, they won't
have any more trash. Big companies like McDonald's jumped on board of this
idea, and the people there are excited about it. The guys got an old friend
on the phone to discuss it, Wang Chin. He sounded great and it was good to
catch up with him for a few minutes. He said that the worms would get really
big after eating the trash, so they will have to get big birds to take care
of them. He talked in circles most of the time, he was hard to understand
all of the time, but some reason it was great call anyway!
1027pm- Mark's
Wedding
Producer Mark's wedding is coming up next month, so Scotty wanted to know if
he plans on keeping it together at the wedding, or be the drunken mess
they've come to know and love. Mark was shattered by his confidence, saying
that he'll be fine, it's his wedding. Scotty continued to grill him about,
Mark started to get mad, and it seemed like everything was right on track.
Mark will be fine, don't worry about him, he's terrific (just ask him!).
1043pm- Suicide
The guys had an extended Suicide tonight, as they wanted to thank everyone
for the last 10 months. They hoped to embarrassed on Wednesday night, but
wanted to make sure their bases were covered if the worst happened. Tons of
people called in their support, which the guys appreciate so very much.
Thanks to everyone who listened, called in, came out to events, and just
laughed along with up for the past while. They ended on Scotty's Journey
Song, thanked everyone vehemently, and we'll see what tomorrow brings!
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